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She Did What At The Holiday Office Party?

Okay, the holiday office party has come and gone and now it’s time to return to work. What do you mean you’re too embarrassed to show your face there ever again? Remember you promised yourself while getting ready that you would only have two cocktails TOPS and would eat in between?
Well, that idea went right out the window as soon as the boss came up to you and discretely told you that when you got back to the office on Monday everyone’s work load was going to increase, and you’d be required to work overtime without extra pay. Schmuck!…look at him grinning from ear to ear.
Guess he didn’t get the 2 drink minimum memo either or the one about mixing business with pleasure….. and cue the mojitos!
If only there were some way to regain your composure, credibility, and integrity back. Maybe no one really saw that YouTube video of you giving the boss the finger while standing behind his back and mocking his actions. How were you to know that your co-worker was filming a documentary entitled The Protege’….what a kiss ass!
And if only you hadn’t told everyone in the office last week that you found Tiffany and Steve going at it in the copy room. Especially, since he and you had locked yourselves in the men’s room and were going at it like wild gazelle. What were you thinking?
And La Piece de Resistance you vomited on the dance floor, slipped in it, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken arm.
Yeah, maybe no one will remember. 














