Sherri’s Holiday Time Saving Tips

It’s the time of year that most people adore because of that extra special time spent with family and friends….unless that sort of thing gets on your nerves too! So who has time to do everything?

Since most of us are all so busy preparing for the holidays occupied with activities such as shopping, baking, decorating, writing holiday greetings, parties, etc, who has time to clean the house?  Frankly, who even wants to or enjoys cleaning the house, for that matter?

I say there are far more important things to tend to during the holiday season.  The dust, laundry, and cluttered dirty rooms will still be there long after the tree has been hauled to the curb and the holiday decorations have been tucked neatly and ever so gently back away.

Yes folks, here are Sherri’s holiday time-saving cleaning tips…..because you know company is coming over and you must have the illusion that you’re not living in the pigsty your mother always maintained you would live in while growing up.

Employ the family pet as the vacuum…hey they’re animals, their stomachs are probably built like a billy goat’s anyway.

Hand everyone a pair of Holiday socks the moment they walk in the door. This substitutes as a great way to swiffer the hard wood and tile floors. In the event you’re not fortunate enough to have either of the two….no worries that’s what 2 way masking tape is for.  Simply put the tape on the bottom of everyone’s socks.

In order to save time in the kitchen, move in an older resident and call Meals on Wheels.  If you have a large family you’ll have to compensate by figuring out how many older folks you will need in order to split the proportions equally among all family members.

Let the pets lick the dishes before they go into the dishwasher…that way they are also getting fed too. You’re essentially killing two birds with one stone here. If you don’t have a dishwasher…..that’s where those old folks come in handy.  It’s the holidays people….ya gotta be innovative!

Who will ever really know, unless there are stains on the clothing, that you simply folded the dirty laundry and just put it back?

 

And for those nasty toilet bowl stains….again, just let the pets lick the bowl clean….chances are, they already drink out of it anyway!

There you have it, Sherri’s holiday time-saving cleaning tips. I hope you all have a wonderful upcoming holiday season. And if you have any time-saving tips to add I’d like to hear.

She Did What At The Holiday Office Party?

It’s that time of year. I post this every year at this time. One of my absolute favorites! There’s a moral to the story ;) And no the story isn’t based on me.  It’s a parody.

  

Okay, the holiday office party has come and gone and now it’s time to return to work. What do you mean you’re too embarrassed to show your face there ever again? Remember  you promised yourself while getting ready that you would only have two cocktails TOPS and would eat in between?

  Well, that idea went right out the window as soon as the boss came up to you and discretely told you that when you got back to the office on Monday everyone’s work load was going to increase, and you’d be required to work overtime without extra pay. Schmuck!…look at him grinning from ear to ear.  Guess he didn’t get the  2 drink minimum memo either or the one about mixing business with pleasure….. and cue the mojitos!

 

 

 If only there were some way to regain your composure, credibility, and integrity back.  Maybe no one really saw that YouTube video of you giving the boss the finger while standing behind his back and mocking his actions.  How were you to know that your co-worker was filming a documentary entitled The Protege’….what a kiss ass!

 

 

 

  And if only you hadn’t told everyone in the office last week that you found Tiffany and Steve going at it in the copy room.  Especially,  since he and you had locked yourselves in the men’s room and were going at it like wild gazelle. What were you thinking? 

And La Piece de Resistance you vomited on the dance floor, slipped in it, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken arm.

Yeah, maybe no one will remember.

 
1.) Have you ever done something at the holiday office party that you were completely ashamed of?
2.) Ever saw someone else make an ass of themselves?
3.) What’s your holiday party drink minimum?
 


Clear Or Multi-Colored Lights?

It’s that time of year.  Tradionally, do you wait until after Thanksgiving to decorate for Christmas or get a head start on it before Turkey Day?  Do you prefer clear lights…

 

Or multi-colored lights?

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